At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit
the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to
the Rabbi and said: 'I notice you buy a lot of candles.

What do you do with the candle drippings?'
'Good question,' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them
back to
the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of
candles.
'
'Oh,' replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious
way: 'What about all these biscuit purchases? What do you do with the
crumbs?'
'Ah, yes,' replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying
to
trap him with an unanswerable question. 'We collect them and send them
back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box
of holy biscuits.'

'I see,' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
the know-it-all Rabbi. 'Well, Rabbi,' he went on, 'what do you do
with
all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?'

'Here, too, we do not waste,' answered the Rabbi. 'What we do is
save up
all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year
they send us a complete d!ck '.

Long long time I haven't been here....Well there isn't much to say, is there?

My forum is growing massively thanks to my loyal email senders...it's about 900 posts!

If you have been lately on MerajNet, you will notice that I have improved the business section, yip I am getting better products at better prices which generates more income.

I am working on MerajNet Ads...One of my friends guided me into this...won't generate much income but will look more professional and elegant.

Enjoy!

Yeah I know, this blog has nothing special, not even a slight activity.
Well whoever visits my websites can tell that at the forum I post the emails I get, humouristic, Islam, etc...
I still keep on posting latest phone news and stuff, but on other websites there is no movement...oh what the hell!

Long time I've been here.

Well it's just to say that I am going to Bilene, Mozambique - again.

I still didn't post my pictures of my trip to Kruger National Park. I'll do that soon...

Wish me a safe journey!

We are the first to sell the 60GB version of Sony PlayStation 3, check out the press release.

Click here

To everyone out there who sees no updates on MerajNet websites: I AM ALIVE LOL.

Quite alive I must say, big holidays, at Limpopo province in South Africa, phephidi falls where I almost broke my back and I scratched my aunty's 7 grand phone while jumping the slippery rocks.
At the moment I am in Kruger National Park, an amazing place, considering that you can get a speeding fine in the middle of the jungle.

I will be back with photos and updates later!

The requested URL was not found on this server. There are so many reasons that this might have happened we can scarcely bring ourselves to type them all out. You might have typed the URL incorrectly, for instance. Or (less likely but certainly plausible) we might have coded the URL incorrectly. Or (far less plausible, but theoretically possible, depending on which ill-defined Grand Unifying Theory of physics one subscribes to), some random fluctuation in the space-time continuum might have produced a shatteringly brief but nonetheless real electromagnetic discombobulation which caused this error page to appear. Or (and truth be told, this is by far the most likely scenario) you might have reached a page that we meant to create but didn't get around to it, since this year's April Fool's joke got hacked together at the last minute, more or less the same way this one did. And this one. And this one, and this one, and this one...

A partida da Google para este ano: aqui

Someone asked me to write my opinion about this famous IM, so here it is...

Advantages of MXit:

• Messages cost a fraction of the cost of sms because MXit uses an internet platform called Instant Messaging where people can only chat if both are online, and if someone is not online, the message will be stored in MXit’s servers.
• MXit can be accessed anywhere in the world with the same credentials (you don’t have to change usernames or numbers or anything).
• With MXit, chat can become more exciting because you can add smileys, send pictures, costumized skins and even enter competitions that they launch quite often.
• There are chatroom where you can meet people, socialize and learn new stuff.
• MXit brings internet to people, helping Africa to modernize itself.

 

Disadvantages of MXit:

• MXit has to remain open on the phone so that you can receive the messages, and not many phone can keep applications running in the background.
• Companies like MTN want to charge 10 times more for applications such as MXit because they insist that Instant Messaging applications and VOIP clients cut their profit down.
• In some phones, MXit is a mission to install due to the many internet setting steps that have to be taken.
• MXit gets young people addicted because it is such an entertaining tool to use to speak to people, so students spend less time on school work and more time on school work.
• Many young children can be persuaded to meet people in real life who they meet in chatroom who are much older than them, and these might turn out paedophiles.

 

Instant Messaging clients like MXit aren’t something new to the world, but programs like MXit for phones came to innovate communication, and it should only have disadvantages if we don’t control ourselves, because mainly, it’s only advantages

Lovely Saturday evening, what on earth am I doing on the internet?

Well during week I am busy, so I take time during the weekend for some website mantainance...
MXit servers seemed messed up for the last 5 hours, I only managed to get online now...

I think I said before but I started to colaborate with AhmetFX's Nokia 7710 forum, I post CNM news there, quite cool, promoting CNM to the world, because right now I only get mostly Portuguese visitors, and I am starting a CNM WapSite, right now it is still a private project!

I am also looking for a free host which let's me use uploading scripts and upload MP3s because 125mb doesn't and I need one for one of my projects.

Well that is the weekly updates...Stay tuned for more...One day...In the near future..

It's been a long time, nothing much to say, Forum is growing fast most thanks go to our fellow spammers, I try to post regularly on CNM and IslamNet, please check them out!

I got a new fax number, it's +27 866 950 900...

I am thinking of making CNM wap compatible as well, maybe in the weekend or so I'll see...

I am also developing a Your Documents website for people to share files, but that is only to a certain group of friends, and I am a bit restricted thanks to my bandwidth!

More updates soon!